The Discontent of Nations
An Inquiry into the Nature and Causes of the Discontent of Nations
An Essay on Well-Roundedness, the Obfuscation of the Whole, and the Great Disillusionment
By Thomas Contonio
17 Feb 2025
“Oh, look at you, all dressed up in your school uniform! You’re such a handsome boy.” I put my great-grandmother’s coffee on the overbed table and, though in a rush, conceded to a hug.
“Thanks, Mémère. I had them add extra milk today—it looked a little dark yesterday.” I started for the door. “I have to run today; Mom and the kids are waiting in the car, and we’re already late. But you’re all set for the day: the kitchen said breakfast is coming; I see you’ve got your New York Times—and now, your coffee!”
“And I have you. Thank you, sweetheart.”
“You’re welcome. I’ll see you tomor—”
“Oh, that reminds me! Come here for a second.” She leaned to the table beside her medical bed and took yesterday's crossword from the drawer. “I thought you might know this one—now, where is it?” At 102 years of age, the sweet old lady required a high-magnification lens to fulfill her daily obligation to the New York Times, and her worn-out hands fumbled with the instrument as she scanned the grid. “Here it is: ‘An inexperienced gamer, in slang.’ I was at a loss for this one, but I knew you’d have an idea. I’m just not on top of all the new technology and games people play anymore, so I have trouble on clues like these,” she chuckled; it made me chuckle.
“Inexperienced gamer…huh. I’m not sure. Oh, maybe the word ‘noob’ fits?” My great-grandmother laughed, evidently at how funny the word ‘noob’ sounded, this being the first time she’d heard it.
“Noob? Is that spelled N-O-O-B?” I nodded to her question, which she only managed to choke out between giggles as she squinted through the magnifying glass.
“Does it work?”
“Oh, I’m sure it does,” she said, penning it in. “you’re so well-rounded, I trust you! If you say a noob is an inexperienced gamer, then that’s what a noob is—and now I know. My father always used to say, well-rounded people teach you something new every day.” She put away the paper and smiled up at me. I, her reflection, returned the smile. “And not very many young people are well-rounded anymore, you know—you’re becoming rarer by the day!” I rolled my eyes with a smirk.
“Uh-huh, and wait till they find out I can sing and dance, too!” My Mémère pretended not to be amused.
“Don’t be fresh,” she tittered. “Now go on; don’t keep your poor mother waiting.”
Puer exit. Proavia dormit.¹
Fear never but you shall be consistent in whatever variety of actions, so they be each honest and natural in their hour. For of one will, the actions will be harmonious, however unlike they seem. These varieties are lost sight of when seen at a little distance, at a little height of thought. One tendency unites them all.²

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